Now I've seen a lot of movies
And I've read my fill of books
But I still can't seem to get it right
She's giving me those strange looks
I thought that she would know it all
Teach me what I need to learn
Seems each time I touch her pretty skin
My hands, they start to itch and burn
Cos I don't know those strange moves
The ones that bring us closer together
When we're lying in our bed, oh so near
It seems like we'll be apart for forever
My friends all say it's natural
Like learning to talk or riding a bike
Guess I'm stuck in second gear
Looks like I'm hitting that third strike
Cos I don't know those strange moves
The ones that bring us closer together
When we're lying in our bed, oh so near
It seems like we'll be apart for forever
I've tried and I've tried but I still don't know
Those mystery moves under the covers
Won't someone show me the real way to go?
So that me and my gal can be lovers...
I'm fumbling and I'm stumbling, yeah
My girl, oh she's just the same as me
No clue together, two sailors of love
We're lost, cast adrift on the open sea
Cos I don't know those strange moves
The ones that bring us closer together
When we're lying in our bed, oh so near
It seems like we'll be apart for forever