Squidgy is a fascinating creature, so weird.
Beautiful to behold but also to be feared,
For her bite is certainly worse than her bark
And on many men she has left her wicked mark.
Try to understand her and you'll get lost in
Strange new meanings, like bubbles and bostin'...
A rhythmic new language from a mover and a shaker.
"Speak English" we say but no one can make her.
She can make you laugh so much until u cry.
I began to think one night that I might die
If she kept on spouting funny lines and jokes
(Says she wants me dead but I think it's just a hoax)
To look at she's really a honey and a peach,
To be brutally honest she is way out of my reach.
One of the best looking girls here on 'yuvutu',
Together with a fadge that's unrivalled too...
When she appears on cam the room fills up so quick.
The trolls come out for her, makes her feel really sick.
She blocks them all; no one needs to advise her.
The only troll she leaves alone is her little Keyser!
So how to sum up our little Squidgy in words and verse?
She's unique, amazing, sexy and one in a universe...
If I ever meet her in the flesh, there's one thing I would do
And that's say to her, in that special way, "I do love you"...