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Sabato, 27 marzo 2010 @ 23:47
Impossible questions to answer

If anyone can answer just one of these I will sleep with them on a regular basis. :)

1: At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
 
2: If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
 
3: When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
 
4: Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
 
5: How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
 
6: Can you cry under water?
 
7: What is another word for "thesaurus"?
 
8: In synchronized diving, what happens if one of the divers drowns?
 
9: What age do you have to be before it can be said that you died of old age?
 
10: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 
11: Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
 
12: If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?

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keyser
"Inviato da: keyser
LittleBitNaughty, I am yours, take me roughly, I want you to treat my body like a sexual playground. I lurve you, I lust for you, I will be your sex slave for ever and ever. il Domenica, 28 marzo 2010 @ 13:27 
jamieuk
"Inviato da: jamieuk
#1 If you sit in the very centre of the row, you actually 'own' both arm rests - those to your left 'own' the rest for the left arm, and those sat to your right 'own the arm rest for their left arm. #2 - partly cloudy is technically 30% or less cloud cover and partly sunny is 30% sunshine over a 5 hour period - so it can be partly sunny and partly cloudy at the same time #4 they are two people, therefore 2 tickets #6 Yes you can, ask any scuba diver that has been dumped mid dive!! #10 because its the contact with the air that creates the chemical reaction that causes the glue to stick #12 which ever prison is the less over crowded. I think keyser, that makes you my bitch now!!! so bend over and brace yourself cos this is gonna hurt! Also, why not put your head in a bucket full of water and let us know if it hurts so good you cry!!!!!!!! il Domenica, 28 marzo 2010 @ 17:46 
videxpert
"Inviato da: videxpert
1. Your breast makes a perfect armrest, 2.There are all kinds of virgins, not just one. She would just be a cock virgin. What kind of virgin are you? Would you like to lose it? 3. Some people see it partly sunny even at night if you are with the right person. 4. What is more interesting is what do Siamese twins do after the movie if they double date and both want action. Is it always a built-in FMF or MFMF? 5. Put a string around his balls. I don't think he will run to far away! 6. Well, I know that you can moan underwater, you want to see? 7. Wordasaurous, a multi-syllable dinosaur that roamed the earth eating "sin-oh-nymphs" and died out when its cock got so big that it couldn't find a female to fertilize, impregnate, make with *****, seed, etc. 8.He/she dies. But . . . if the other lives then the first one can't drown if they are synchronized. 9.Depends, some people never get old even when their age is up in the eighties, nineties and beyond. For guys, they don't die of old age, their cock just run out of bullets and their factory shuts down. 10. It does, only it takes time to do so. Just about the time you really, really, need that glue, it just sticks to the inside and won't cum out. 11. Well, I have heard that they feel my hands on their "head". 12. It is like alternate street parking, one day with the guys and one day with the girl. That way both "heads" get taken care of. Prisons here are an Equal Opportunity zone. il Giovedì, 01 aprile 2010 @ 15:02