I told my therapist today that I will no longer be coming in at 1

I told her that I will write a book of short stories instead

a friend of mine is pregnant again. But this, as opposed to the other times,  she is keeping it.

I wish her well and i hope she doesn't get too fat.

Yogurt is the most comforting food to come out of the fridge.

Baked cheesy things are more comforting that non cheesy things. 

But cold, baked cheesy things are less comforting than cold creamy things

Barring frozen creamy things, which are not comforting at all. 

I am leaving tomorrow for the weekend with Mr. Silver. 

We are taking a trip, I hope we do not die, despite the fact that many people my age die,

as that would be rather unfortunate,  considering the facts that I am not old enough to die;

despite the fact taht many people my age die, and i know a fair number of them before they die, not after

and 2., I simply do not want to. It does not seem like any sort of fun, and i'm no fun hater. I am a fun digger. 

So please, join me in a toast, to short stories and long lives. 

I will now begin.