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PERKS FOR DATING ME
1. I am funny ( I do stand up comedy)
2.I am to ugly to cheat on you
3.Lots of kissing
4. Lots of foreplay
5. You get to touch my booty in public
6.YOU would be the attractive one
7. If you kiss me on the neck there is a 169% chance I will rip your clothes off
8.Lots of sex
9. I can cook ... please pass the can of pork N beans
10. If 1-9 doesn't work ask for my passcode and look at my a_ss
